soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

rampageginger:

Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

reverserapunzel:

My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?



Mascara, 1917


Mascara, 1917